North Korea, Best Korea!
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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