it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
As shirtless as possible
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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