should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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