i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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