I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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