Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
She even gives head with a lisp.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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