it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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