Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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