I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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