seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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