It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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