im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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