OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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