are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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