thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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