i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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