There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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