I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
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