O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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