Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Houston, we have a blender
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
You made out with two different species that night
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
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