normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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