Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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