well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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