FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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