just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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