she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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