Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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