bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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