just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
The ass gains better be worth it
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