Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I could make wine with my vomit
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I need a hoe opinion
go on
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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