Christians are straight up FREAKS
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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