I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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