going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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