mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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