that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
sarcasm needs its own font
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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