Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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