i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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