Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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