If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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