try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
