you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
