Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
