walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It's just like the Real World with babies
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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