Well apparently he's into motor boating.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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