All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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