I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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