This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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