U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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