butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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