I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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