she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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