What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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