i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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