we're blogging at a bar
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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