He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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