His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Dick very happy bro
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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