i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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