It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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